Showing posts with label Funnies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funnies. Show all posts

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Words to Live By!

If you bite it, write it  
If you drink it, ink it  
If you chose it, disclose it  
If you crave it, engrave it  
If you grab it, blab it  
If you hog it, log it  
If you indulge it, divulge it  
If you ingest it, you guessed it!  
If you lick it, bic it  
If you nibble it, scribble it  
If you snack it, track it  
If you sneak it, leak it  
If you snort it, report it  
If you steal it, reveal it
 
Thanks Dave!!!

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

You know you're a Weight Watcher...

You know you're a Weight Watcher when your 5 year old sees a Pepsi truck and says, "Hey look mom, a DIET Pepsi truck!"

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Monday, February 9, 2009

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Anybody Thirsty???

Only 48 days until spring! Ok- I know that I am a goofball, but hey, I think everyone was wondering how close Spring is!
Did any of you try the two recipes I sent this past week? They are SO fabulous and if you missed them, they are on the blog. They are both made from 100% Filling Foods with AMAZING taste! They are a toofer- you know a 2 for 1 ;)
So, how about a drink??? This week in meetings we will be debunking the myths about liquid intake. Come in and find out how to get those liquids in each day and more importantly WHY! I can't wait to see you!
Please don't forget that our members who attend meetings loose 3x's more weight than those who go it alone. Don't go short changing yourself. Get your cute self into a meeting and make 2009 your best weight loss year ever!!

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Too, TOO Funny!!!

Sorry friends- this just CRACKED ME UP!!!